Memorable Quotes: Season Four
Harry: She was right to bring him in. I mean loss of appetite is an important symptom. Come to think of it, Dreyfuss has not been eating very well lately either. I think I'll take him in for a checkup. Laverne, you know it's amazing how much other people can teach you about yourself.
Laverne: Shew!! I gotta write that gem down! Yeah, that's gonna change a lotta people's lives!
Harry: I think I'll take him in right after work. You know, I always say better safe than sorry.
Laverne: Better safe than sorry. Lordy Doctor, we gonna have to get you a long white beard and put you on a mountaintop!
Laverne: Nick, it's about time! What happened at the game last night? You took a fastball in the head? Oh my God, are you okay? Oh good! What's that? You took a fastball in the head? Honey, ya just told me that. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Hang up 'a phone now Honey.....hang up 'a phone.
Harry: You'll stay by the phone in case he calls?
Laverne: I tell ya what, how about I sit on it. That way if the ringer's broke I'll get it when my butt tingles.
Carol: Dreyfuss must be so frightened spending the night all alone at the vet's.
Barbara: Poor thing. I bet they have him in one of those little hospital gowns that don't close in the back.
Laverne: Nick? Oh, you did it Honey! I'm so proud of you! First man in the minors to be hit by a pitch 87 times in one season. Thank God it's over! Thank God you're still in one piece! You're catchin' the first flight back to Miami? Honey, it was a home game, don't do that.
Arthur: Laverne! How's my favorite nurse, still southern?
Laverne: Breaker breaker for a beaver squeezer, you got the wild turkey, gobble gobble come on!!
Arthur: Guess so...
After being burglarized, the Westons decide to buy guns.
Barbara: I checked upstairs. Nobody's there, it's perfectly safe.
Carol: How can you be so sure?
Barbara: I just told you I checked.
Carol: I'm never going upstairs again.
Barbara: Oh grow up.
Carol: What if he robs us again?!! What if he comes back?!! What are we gonna do?!!
Barbara: Why don't you just date him and he'll never come back.
Laverne: Oh you got your gun permit. Lemme see, lemme see. Oh, that's a pretty one.
Carol: Wait till you see the shoes I got for it!
Laverne: Did they tell you what to do if there is a perpetrator in the house?
Harry: I know what to do. I call 911.
Laverne: Let's say the lines are cut.
Harry: Let's say...I have a cellular phone.
Laverne: Let's say the batteries are dead.
Harry: Let's say they're rechargeable.
Laverne: Let's say they're a-comin' in the door now!
Harry: Let's say I'm out the window!
Laverne: Let's say the window's stuck!!
Harry: Let's say I...fire your ass!!!
Laverne: Guess this means you don't wanna go huntin' with me this weekend.
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